Cats Run The World

First cat

Second cat

Third cat

Fourth cat

Cat Ipsum Part 1

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, cats go for world domination. Mewl for food at 4am grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Plan steps for world domination kitty, refuse to leave cardboard box mewl for food at 4am destroy the blinds sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises run at 3am. Run up and down stairs loves cheeseburgers so try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard nap all day throwup on your pillow. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand so you call this cat food, intently stare at the same spot. Kitty power cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that but poop in the plant pot cat fur is the new black , instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! reaches under door into adjacent room so wack the mini furry mouse. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye cry louder at reflection. Whatever nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! meow in empty rooms but attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou"

Cat Ipsum Part 2

just because well why not meow meow but stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside run off table persian cat jump eat fish walk on keyboard . Run outside as soon as door open attack like a vicious monster yet get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over spread kitty litter all over house or lick human with sandpaper tongue or please stop looking at your phone and pet me. My left donut is missing, as is my right. Who's the baby hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. I is not fat, i is fluffy. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that paw your face to wake you up in the morning so drool. If it fits, i sits i shall purr myself to sleep eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner but why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout so pounce on unsuspecting person hunt anything that moves missing until dinner time. Cat sit like bread i shall purr myself to sleep or this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!.

If you think the second cat is slightly taller than the other cats or that this text is moving... you're wrong...