Cat Ipsum Part 1
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, cats go for world domination. Mewl for food at 4am grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Plan steps for world domination kitty, refuse to leave cardboard box mewl for food at 4am destroy the blinds sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises run at 3am. Run up and down stairs loves cheeseburgers so try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard nap all day throwup on your pillow. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand so you call this cat food, intently stare at the same spot. Kitty power cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that but poop in the plant pot cat fur is the new black , instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! reaches under door into adjacent room so wack the mini furry mouse. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye cry louder at reflection. Whatever nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! meow in empty rooms but attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou"