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teddy bear with a gas mask

Merchandise

50% of all profits are donated to local animal shelters

tshirt

"The Wrong Ted is the Mayor"
T-Shirt, $34

windbreaker front

"No More Tear Gas Ted"
Windbreaker, $75

windbreaker back

"No More Tear Gas Ted"
Windbreaker, $75

joggers front

"4 Months of Tear Gas"
Joggers, $60

joggers back

"4 Months of Tear Gas"
Joggers, $60

socks

"Be Your Own Mayor"
Socks, $25

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